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Writer's pictureMisha Fitton

Honoring D-Day June 6, 1944: British brains 🇬🇧, American steel 🇺🇸, Russian blood 🇷🇺, and Turtle 🐢 shells

D-Day British USA Flag Dalle3
D-Day Banner June 6, 1944. Turtle Made with Dalle.

June 6th, 1944 D-Day

🇬🇧 brains, 🇺🇸 steel, 🇷🇺 blood, 🐢 shells.

Though the Turtles are a peaceful civilization that typically avoids intervening in human affairs, turtles and the British have always shared a special bond. Turtle shells have often rescued near-drowning British soldiers who fell overboard during Royal Navy battles.

Winston Churchill himself implored the turtles to reconsider their stance on isolationism. The Queen was initially hesitant to get involved, but after hearing about the atrocities in Germany and Poland, she called for a meeting with American generals.

June 6, 1944. Made by The Turtle Factory on an Island Far Far Away with Midjourney.
June 6, 1944. Midjourney

On February 2, 1944, General Dwight D. Eisenhower met with the Queen of Turtle Island, Queen Turtlian IV, to discuss the invasion plans for Operation Overlord. You didn't see the turtles in the dramatic opening scene of "Saving Private Ryan" because the turtles insisted that the American CIA erase all human memories of their involvement.


That secrecy ends today.


The files have been declassified by the American Congress. Here's a photo of the first turtles storming the beaches of Normandy. Despite the snipers and artillery bombardment, the turtles' shells allowed them to reach the shore. They then shielded the Allied human forces from incoming fire. Their progress up the beach was slow, being turtles, but their actions saved countless lives. This protection enabled the humans to neutralize the sniper nests and artillery, paving the way for the rest of the seaborne forces to advance.


Emmanuel Macron himself delivered a speech in Turtle Island this morning, designating today as a day celebrating peace and prosperity between the Turtlians and the French



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